Friday, March 02, 2007

He's back!

Got this e-mail from Caleb Bislow this afternoon. He returned from Phase 2 of the Maasai Project on the 28th. AWESOME!!!!!

Hey Derry,

I am back and alive. I am pretty brain dead right now...so let me throw you some stats and I'll give you a call the beginning of next week for a more detailed report.

# of times Budget changed our rental vehicle...4
# of times caleb drove on the wrong side of the road...2
# of times caleb hit the wipers instead of the blinkers...30+
# of times the van got stuck in mud...3
# of times the van wouldn't start...10+
# of Breakdowns...4
# of Maasai we gave rides to...50+
# of villages plotted on a GPS...450+/- (all of Maasai land in Kenya)
# of unreached villages visited...2
# of salvations... 52
# of "graduated" morans who came to Jesus...10
# of times Tyler wreslted a Moran...3
# of times Tyler beat a moran in a wrestling match...2
# of near death experiences...1
# of churches we spoke at... 4
# of Vision meetings we spoke at...2
# of Giraffes chased in the bush all at once... 18
# of times we went #2 in the bush...2
# of hours of footage for the documenatry...18+
# of times Matt accidently ate the bowells of a chicken...1 (and yes he swallowed poop)
# of churches that have been planted in the villages Simon and Caleb evangelized last time...2 (even the hostile village is now having weekly services under tree)
# of churches Simon would like to plant out of this upcoming conference...21

There is some info. God kept us all free from sickness which was amazing due to our circumstances. Our God stories are yours. Thanks for partnering! Thanks for praying! Look forward to telling you more next week.

Biz

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