Christmas Lists - Lights

In the unfortunate reality that I am bound to offend someone reading this, I present to you a short list of rules concerning outdoor Christmas decorations...

You've gone too far with your outdoor Christmas Decorations if:

• each year, you budget extra for your December electric bill.
• both Santa and baby Jesus are present in your yard (especially if Santa is looking down at baby Jesus).
• An air pump has been used as a part of your assembly.
• If there's anything on your roof (hanging from roof=good; on top of roof=bad).
  
• I need sunglasses to look.
• the decorations in any way incorporate a motor.
• you have audible decor (meaning it eminates music).
• you didn't have to set up this year, but still have decorations up for Christmas this year.
• anybody comments that your outside decorations "are... interesting".

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