I just realized that this is the year I will have to quit doing youth ministry. That year Katylynn will turn 15. That year Katylynn will be a Freshman. That year all teenage boys will become my enemy. They will stay my enemy until at least 2029.
I still think calling down fire from Heaven is still your best method of intimidation. Or maybe recount each of the plauges God sent on Egypt. Let the kid know that you and God are tight. He'll get the picture. If not, by that time my kid will be 14 (yikes!) and able to fight dirty so he and I will come and help you.
If you want to practice, you can join me 2017 when Hanah turns 15. I'll take all the help I can get in scaring off the boys! Can you believe she's about to turn 6?
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I still think calling down fire from Heaven is still your best method of intimidation. Or maybe recount each of the plauges God sent on Egypt. Let the kid know that you and God are tight. He'll get the picture. If not, by that time my kid will be 14 (yikes!) and able to fight dirty so he and I will come and help you.
If you want to practice, you can join me 2017 when Hanah turns 15. I'll take all the help I can get in scaring off the boys!
Can you believe she's about to turn 6?
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