"The Babe" - Remember kid, there's heroes and there's legends. Heroes get remembered but legends never die, follow your heart kid, and you'll never go wrong.
This is smores stuff. First you take the graham. You stick the chocolate on the graham. Then, you roast the mallow. When the mallows flaming, you stick it on the chocolate and cover it with the other end. Then, you scarf.
HAM: Hey, Smalls, you wanna s'more? SMALLS: Some more of what?
You play ball like a giiirrrrrrrrl! ... Read More HAM: Is that your sister out there in left field, naked? She's naked? RANDOM KID: SHUT UP PORTER! HAM: Hey, hey, hey, I'm just trying to start a friendly conversation, come on. [two seconds later] Think she'll go out with me?
SMALLS: Some more of what?
You play ball like a giiirrrrrrrrl!
... Read More
HAM: Is that your sister out there in left field, naked? She's naked?
RANDOM KID: SHUT UP PORTER!
HAM: Hey, hey, hey, I'm just trying to start a friendly conversation, come on. [two seconds later] Think she'll go out with me?
Ham: That wimpy dear!?!?