I've never...
- owned a vehicle with 4-wheel drive.
- broken a major bone in my body (my pinky finger in 3rd grade doesn't count).
- eaten liver and onions.
- lived further than 30 minutes from my original home.
- Read Obadiah.
- Seen "The Notebook."
- Been in a fist-fight. (excluding family... you're right brother.)
- Been fired.
- Eaten Catfish.
- Had a manicure or pedicure.
2 comments:
Sorry. I have to call you on the "never been in a fist fight" nonsense.
Or do fraternal fights not count?
Oh, yeah. And, didn't you crack your skull as a result of a moped accident?
Or does "crack" not equal "break"? Because I have to believe that, unlike a finger, the skull counts as a "major bone."
Perhaps I'm remembering only the preliminary diagnosis, which was downgraded over time. You know, I was really to busy doing someting to be too terribly concerned once it was apparent you weren't going to die.
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