Black and Green

I'm fairly convinced there is no food in the world worse than olives.

I do not like them green or black.
Or on my sandwich with pepperjack.
I don't like them on my veggie tray.
Eating them turns my face to gray.
I'll take a pizza made of ham.
But no olives on it, Sam I am.

A Suessical rip-off from Derry Prenkert.

In a somewhat odd coincidence, I'm a big fan of the Olive Garden.